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| blog:2025:0723_that_damnable_sexy_mousetrap [2025/07/23 21:41] – ifixcoinops | blog:2025:0723_that_damnable_sexy_mousetrap [2025/07/23 21:58] (current) – ifixcoinops | ||
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| No seriously, if something new happens that I can make fun of then I'll just come back here and update this one post. AI sucks all the air out of the rest of the internet, here it'll be contained. | No seriously, if something new happens that I can make fun of then I'll just come back here and update this one post. AI sucks all the air out of the rest of the internet, here it'll be contained. | ||
| - | This was originally a thread on Fedi, but I'm putting it here for ease-of-postingness. | + | This was originally |
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| 🐰 *lowering dick slowly towards gaping mousetrap* I know you think I shouldn' | 🐰 *lowering dick slowly towards gaping mousetrap* I know you think I shouldn' | ||
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| Nextcloud Man: 🐕 Google and Microsoft want you to stick YOUR dick in THEIR mousetrap. | Nextcloud Man: 🐕 Google and Microsoft want you to stick YOUR dick in THEIR mousetrap. | ||
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| - | Proton CEO sucks up to MAGA edition! | + | **Special "Proton CEO sucks up to MAGA" Edition!** |
| 🐿 Talk me through what happened here, mister Proton. | 🐿 Talk me through what happened here, mister Proton. | ||
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| - | "China (releases open-source AI that uses a tiny fraction of the power to outperform the commercial models)" | + | **Special |
| 🦊 SHIT SHIT SHIT JOHNSON GET IN HERE | 🦊 SHIT SHIT SHIT JOHNSON GET IN HERE | ||
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| 🦝 Now pay attention, you at the back. *whips pointing stick against blackboard* | 🦝 Now pay attention, you at the back. *whips pointing stick against blackboard* | ||
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| - | "Using Mastodon' | + | **Special |
| See accompanying illustration, | See accompanying illustration, | ||
| - | {{: | + | {{: |
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| - | "Dan got posted on Metafilter recently and dares his audience to do likewise with his mousetrapdick" | + | **Special |
| 🦝 betcha THIS thread won't get posted to one of those proper websites | 🦝 betcha THIS thread won't get posted to one of those proper websites | ||
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| vulgar, absurd, genital injury, bad tech, metacommentary, | vulgar, absurd, genital injury, bad tech, metacommentary, | ||
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| - | "The Turn" | + | **Special |
| A trillion dollars disappeared in a day because someone made a garbage generator that uses fewer irreplaceable natural resources than the current garbage generators, and that makes me think about cobblestones. | A trillion dollars disappeared in a day because someone made a garbage generator that uses fewer irreplaceable natural resources than the current garbage generators, and that makes me think about cobblestones. | ||
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| - | "The Prestige" | + | **Special |
| Now I wrote that last post using bog-standard unremarkable dirty tricks to get you all riled up and seething at the injustice of it all. Keep repeating the same sentence structures, the same sentences even, chanting, striking rhythmic blows on a hammer to push the idea deeper in, make it want to come out the other side, make you want to boost it, share it, spread it around. | Now I wrote that last post using bog-standard unremarkable dirty tricks to get you all riled up and seething at the injustice of it all. Keep repeating the same sentence structures, the same sentences even, chanting, striking rhythmic blows on a hammer to push the idea deeper in, make it want to come out the other side, make you want to boost it, share it, spread it around. | ||
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| - | "Holy shit I wrote that post at midnight and when I woke up it had like a thousand boosts which is Big Numbers On Fedi" Edition! | + | **Special |
| Asking for boosts, going to bed, waking up and finding them received | Asking for boosts, going to bed, waking up and finding them received | ||
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| 🐼 Remember Clippy? | 🐼 Remember Clippy? | ||
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| 🦝 Gotta have a chat with the accountant today, better make sure Zoom's updated and will work etc. Haven' | 🦝 Gotta have a chat with the accountant today, better make sure Zoom's updated and will work etc. Haven' | ||
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| I wonder if part of Proton leaving Mastodon was the folks pointing them to this thread | I wonder if part of Proton leaving Mastodon was the folks pointing them to this thread | ||
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| 🦇 Look, it's very simple. | 🦇 Look, it's very simple. | ||
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| + | ===== That's the thread so far ===== | ||
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| + | I have the thread open in a tab all the time, special, because folk keep sticking their dick in the mousetrap. | ||
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